Repeal Day is December 5th
Jeffrey Morgenthaler thinks December 5th should be the US’s official “drinking holiday”:
December 5th is the anniversary of the day the United States repealed the Eighteenth Amendment and gave us all the constitutional right to consume alcohol. I’ve been celebrating Repeal Day for years by forcing this information down the throats of my customers, and now I’m forcing it on you.
Since I generally prefer to celebrate my birthday on weekends, and this year’s celebration will fall on Repeal Day, this calls for double the celebrating…right?